Written by Matthew Rings
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You will need a cheesy wig for Austin and a costume
You will also need a bald cap for Dr Evil and Minnie Me
We used a real bull dog as Mojo since the school mascot was the Bull Dogs. You will need the Austin Powers CD from the 2nd movie
Cue Austin Theme music
(Austin comes in all groovy like)
A: “Allow myself to introduce myself…My name is Austin Powers and this is my faithful companion Mojo (Dog in British Underwear)
A: “I’ve come to Young Life to teach you how to be a International man of mystery like myself”
(Cue Ivanna Music)
I: “Hello big boy, What’s your name?”
A: Powers is the name Danger is my middle name baby, yeah!”
I: I vas talkink to zee dog! My name is Ivann… Ivanna Fleadip
A: Oh this is Mojo
I: Jew are absolutely irresistible!
A: Oh Behave(Giggle)
I: Shut up jew fool, I vas talkink to zee dog
A: Well right then…
I: Meester Powers, How vould jew like a beeg kiss, ugh? You like? Jes?
A: Well, Mrs Fleadip was it? Right well I guess I could show all these spys in training the benefits to being an international man of intrigue. Yeah baby yeah! Ooh!
I: Vell den pucker up and count to 20 and I will give you a big surprise!
A: 1,2,3…
(Ivanna takes the dog and leaves)
A: 20! Okay baby give sock it to me.
A: Criky! She’s stolen my Mojo! Who could have done such an Evil thing?!
A: Dr Evil must be behind this, I must find his secret hideout and get my Mojo back!
(Exit stage left even)
Act II
Cue evil theme music
Scene opens in Dr Evils Secret Underground layer
( we did the midget thing here with one person as Minnie Me with their hand in his shoes and someone else’s hands as Minnie Me’s hands. You know how to do it!)
Dr: I have gathered you all here to celebrate the work of Ivanna Fleadip in stealing Austin Power’s Mojo.
I: We have a surprise for you.
Dr: For me, you shouldn’t have
I: I vant you to meet your 1/8 scale model
Cue music Just The 2 of Us up pops mini me as they sing together.
Dr: My evil plan is coming together just as I planned it. G.I Joe did you get the “laser” I was looking for?
G: Sir yes sir!
D: Right…#2 how are the preparations coming on the ransom note?
2: fine Dr evil I got a little carried away eating the paste, but other than that things are going as planned.
D: Good we will hold Austin Powers Mojo ransom for 1million dollars!
2: ahhmm, Dr Evil, that’s not a lot of money. We make that a year on the fake cheese nacho business called Funacho we sell at the schools.
D: Right we will hold his Mojo ransom for 100 billion dollars!!
All laugh
Cue short clip music, music runs out everyone still laughing, stops awkwardly and then they all leave together.
END ACT II
ACT III
Scene opens in with Austin coming into secret layer and approaches mini me
A: Ah hah Dr Evil I finally found you! Although I remember you being a little bit taller.
M: nod head
Dr Evil comes in from behind
Dr Evil holds a laser pointer ,not turned on, and calls Austin
D: Hold it right there Mr. Powers! I am holding in my hand a very sophistiacated “laser” that can cut you in half.
A: drops gun) “What have you done with my Mojo?!”
D: Your Precious Mojo is in a very safe place. Now do you have my 1million dollars!!!(Pinky)
A: Snicker
M: Snicker
D: What, what I say…oh I mean 100 billion dollars!!!(pinky)
A: Yeah baby I brought your money. It’s in the case now hand over my Mojo!!
(Dr Evil opens case impressed and closes the case)
D: I’m a frickin evil doctor did you really expect me to just give it to you?!
A: But I thought…
D: Zip it
A: you said….
D: Zip it
A: come on..
D: knock, knock
A: who’s there
D: Zip it
A: look I’m not…
D: let me tell you a story about man named Zip it!
A: that’s not fair..
D: have you seen my website www. Zip it.com
A: Alright, I’ve had enough of this.
(Austin grabs mini me by the nose)
A: Either you give me back my Mojo or I’ll eat the baby!
D: I want my baby back. I want my baby back, baby back.
D: Alright Mr. Powers you may have won this time, but I will be back.
D: #2 bring Austin his Mojo
(Mojo comes in and lights go out mini me and Dr Evil escape.)
cue Austin music