Super Bass-O-Matic 2000

By SNL

(1 Blender, 15 fish, guy in cheesy suit, girl in prom dress, chocolate milkshake w/ red food coloring)

Yes fish eaters the days of troublesome scaling, cutting, and gutting are over! Because Super Bass O Matic 2000 is the tool that let’s you use the whole Bass with no fish waste, scaling , cutting or gutting!

Here’s how it works:

Catch a Bass

Remove the hook

Drop the Bass... that’s the whole Bass into the Super Bass-O-Matic 2000.

(put Bass into Blender and Turn on)

Now Adjust the control dial…

So that Bass is blended just the way you like it.

(Take bass pour it into glass, set it down behind the Bass O Matic sign pick identical glass with milkshake and give to girl, girl drinks)

Girl “wow! That’s terrific Bass!

P.S. you might want to give it a dry run with one fish before club. You want to add some water in the blender to help it move. MAKE SURE THE LID IS ON TIGHT !!! or you will have fish guts flying all over the room like we did!