2 Fat Ladies

By Matthew Rings

· Need music for intro

· Costumes

· Grill

· Knife

· Misty mate filled with red food die

· Raw chicken and marinate and spices, etc

Scene opens with 2 guys dressed like women with a George Forman Grill.

1 “Today we are going to prepare a wonderful feast for you.

2 Yes we have a lovely lemon garlic marinade for this chicken.

1 and the great thing about our George Forman grill is it only takes 5 minutes to cook the entire bird

2 yes and that leaves us plenty of time to sit around and eat

1 Let’s begin by cutting the bird alone the cartilage…rrrrr Oh!! Now I’ve done it I’ve cut the dickens out of my finger!!

2 Oh dear…well I’m glad in a way this has happened

1 yes my portly friend your right. We haven’t discussed on our program what to do in case of an accident in the kitchen.

2 well 1^st you must stop the bleeding

(both look around for something to stop bleeding)

1 the best way is to apply pressure on the end like so.

2 Yes and one of the most important things is to make sure you don’t loose to much blood, because in the event of large amounts of blood loss one can become dizzy and pass out.

(#1 passes out)

2 Well I believe that’s all the time we have for this week. Join us again next week as we learn a delightful recipe for cow tongue.

(#2 drags off #1 by armpits)