Ritalin Boy

Scene opens with Boy restrained to gym set with giant chain and harness playing with toy truck. Then enters Mary Sue in pig tails playing with her Barbie doll and sits beside him. You will need a box of nerds and a candy bar.

M- hi!

B- hey!

M- What ya doin?

b- Playin' trucks!

m- Can I play too?

b- No! Girls play with dolls, not trucks, only boys play with trucks. Not dolls. I HATE DOLLS!

Boy takes doll from her and rips it's head off.

m- What's wrong with you. You tore Fashion- IN- the

Sun Barbie's head off you bean head!

b- You're the bean head. Carrot head!

m- TOMATO HEAD!

b- SQASH HEAD!

m- CORN HEAD!

b- AAAAHHHHHH, YOU, YOU@ YOU.........

m- Calm down , I didn't mean to upset you.

b- Oh no , I'm not upset. I have an air conditioner!

m- You mean a condition.

b- That's what I said! I am also hypersonic!!!

m- You mean hyperactive.

b- THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!

m- O.K. chill out man!

They are kind of quiet playing then Mary Sue starts to eat some chocolate.

m- You want some chocolate?

b- No. My mom says it makes me too entergigantic.

m- You mean too energetic!

b- THAT'S WHAT I SAID! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

m- Good grief Are you always like this.

b- only when my pills stop working.

Well I have something that looks like pills. Maybe they will work. They are caaaled... Nerds I think. You want some.

b- Sure!!

Boy eats a few and then the whole box.

Boy then goes crazy and tears up everything in sight.

THE End.