Star Wars
Menace in the
Mobile Home Park
All
of these actors never had a good acting job since Star Wars and now they all
live together in one trailer in a mobile home park. For costumes you can use a bath robe or Kung Fu outfit for Luke, For
Chewbacca we used the same outfit from the Bat skit which was some coveralls
covered with mop strings painted brown. We used a safari hat as well to hide
the face of the beast. For R2 we took a smoker grill and painted it to look
just like R2 and stuck a speaker inside as someone hidden with a mic would
whistle.
L =
Luke
C =
Chewbacca
LE
= Leia
R2
= duh
MR
= MR Evil
Act
I
(cue
Star Wars Theme)
[Luke
walks in and sits on couch eatin’ moon pie drinking RC cola. It is empty so he
shouts for a new one]
L:
hey furball get me another RC!
C:
uggh (mad)
[RC
cola can ripped to shreds is thrown in from off stage]
C:
uggh (mad)
[Chewbacca
enters holding a RC cola he walks up to Luke and squeezes the can as it
explodes all over Luke]
L:
I can’t take this any more!
[Leia
enters]
LE:
Luke, calm down. I know living in this small millennium camper down by the
river together for the last 20 years has been stressful. But what else can we do?!
L:
If we don’t get a role in the new star wars film I am going to go insane!
C:
uggh (I agree)
LE:
yeah, but how?
L:
I don’t know, but there has got to be a way! Maybe we should ask Yoda.
L:
R2D2 get me.. R2 where are you?
{have
R2 covered up with a NASCAR blanket or dirty clothes}
R2:
beep, beep
L:
R2 get out of there and get me Yoda on the satellite link up.
R2:
beep
[screen
comes on and dialogue w/ Yoda begins] {Shoot video clip of Yoda action figure
or puppet for this sequence. (Email
me if you want to just send me a tape and I will copy what we did for you (all
3 video sequences, all you have to pay for is shipping) Then actors dialogue
with TV ]
Y: oh
hello young master Luke
L:
Hello master Yoda
Y:
I see you still are having problems w/ that wookie friend of yours.
C:
ugh (that’s right)
L:
Yeah, anyway, Yoda you gotta help us get a role in the new star wars film.
Y: umm
I see... well there might be a way.
L:
How?
LE:
Please tell us Yoda, we’re dying here.
Y:
Well, George is having some trouble with a hostile take over of his movie studios.
L:
yeah, go on!
Y:
perhaps if you were to find out who is behind the take over and stop his evil
plans. Then maybe George will cast you
in his new movie.
L:
All right
LE:
yes
C:
ugh
R2:beep
L:
thanks Yoda
Y:
no problem
[video
fade to static]
L:
Come on ya’ll we’ve got to find out who’s behind this to get our lives back.
(cue
Star Wars Theme)
[exit
stage left even]
Act
II
(cue
Star Wars Theme)
[scene
opens with whole group sitting on couch.
Opening the lid on R2 to get out an RC]
L: R2
pull up a list of all the Evil villains that got out of prison in the last
year.
R2:
beep,beep,beep
LE: Yeah, and cross reference those with people
who have the word Evil anywhere in there name.
R2: Beep, Beep
L: [opens R2’s lid again and pulls out a
picture of Darth Vader with the words Mr. Evil written across the top]
Man this Mr. Evil is ugly… but he looks
really familiar???
C: uggh (you moron)
L:
R2 where can we find this guy?
R2: beep, beep
L: Wow R2 you mean to tell me you can get him
on the live Villain Cam for me!!!
R2: Beep, Beep
[video
fades in on Mr. Evil and finds him busy doin__________(What ever you want to
put in here) For the Darth Vader video we used a cheap Darth Mask and shot him
playing the playstation game Masters of Teras Kasi (one of the best fighting games ever where
you can fight with all Star Wars Characters we zoomed in and he was kicking Luke’s
butt)
MR: what do you want , can’t you see I’m Busy!
L: Yeah, uh, well, we were just wondering
if you would be interested in a free make over?
MR: MAKE OVER!? Look buddy if you’re selling crazy we’re all full here, so beat
it!
LE: No, no really Mr. Evil sir, we just want
to give you a free make over.
MR: You’re not trying to get me to use one of
those 10-10 numbers are you?
L: NO SIR
LE: NOOOO
C: uggh
R2: Beeeeep
MR: {pauses a minute} Well… I guess that will
be okay I’ll come by next (whatever night you have club) How’s that?
L: That’ll be fantastic.
[TV
fades to static and then off]
L: {Luke begins to tell the others of the plan
as they walk off] Okay, here’s the plan.
When he gets here next week, Chewbacca you…. (cue Star Wars Theme)
Act
III
Scene
opens with a chair set up in the middle for Mr. Evil’s make over.
(cue
Star Wars Theme)
[everyone
walks in]
L: Okay, you all know what to do right?
LE: yeah, yeah
C: uggh
R2:
beep
L: shh here he comes
[Mr.
Evil enters cue Imperial March music]
MR: I’m here for my free make over.
LE: Right this way MR Evil
LE: Oh boys could you come help with Mr. Evil’s
Makeover.
[L
& C enter and tie him up to the
chair with duct tape or whatever]
MR:
hey what’s going on here!!?
L: [taking a deep breath and saying micro-machine-style]
We are here to thwart your efforts to overthrow Lucas Arts Studios so we can
have our jobs back and be in the new Star Wars movie!!
MR: curses! If it weren’t for you medalling kids
and your dog… that is a dog right? ( pointing to Chewbacca) I would have gotten
away with my “Evil” plans
L: Now tell us who you really are “MR Evil” or
I will have to use my light saber on you!
MR: Please that thing is so old and rusted you probably
couldn’t even cut through a tomato and then a shoe smoothly. (Gensu) Okay, My name isn’t Mr. Evil.
L: haa, I knew it!
Mr.: It’s just me Darth Vader
LE: I knew he looked familiar
C: uggggggh (You people are stupid)
L: But why were you trying to destroy Lucas
Studios?
Mr.: the same reason you captured me. I haven’t had a part in a movie since Star
Wars.
LE: Yeah, but that’s no reason to be so Evil.
L: R2 get me George Lucas on the Celebrity Cam
R2: beep
[what
we did here was take the video footage from the re-release of star wars at the
beginning where they had an interview with Lucas. We simple recorded the video footage w/o audio then used a mic to
dub in our own lines like a kung foo movie]
G:
Ah I see you kids were able to capture the villain
LE,L,C:
yeah
G well
you saved my studio, so I guess you can be in my new movie. Come on over to the
studios.
LE,L,C,R2:
{celebrating} (cue Star Wars Theme) everybody exits stage left even