Origin of The Lone Ranger Skit

The original broadcast of the “Origin of the Lone Ranger”. I got mine at Cracker Barrel Reste. Then listen to tape 237,052 times and read these words and then lip sink it at club. This skit is done by one person doing all the different character. Try to dress in some cowboy stuff and change hats or something for each character)
Early settlers in the west had to brave men and women
ready to fight for their lives at any moment
There was Danger on every side
There were wild beast, scavenge Indians and… the Cavendish Gang
Gun fire
Butch Cavendish headed a pack of outlaws.
They struck without warning to steal and Kill
open fire on that wagon train
Wipe them out to their last man
gun fire and yelling
the Cavendish gang attacked ranches and towns as well as wagon trains.
Everyone feared butch Cavendish
his gang grew rich and powerful
Finally the Texas rangers learned where butch Cavendish and his gang were hiding .
6 Texas rangers guided their horses along the canyon floor to arrest the Cavendish gang.
Presently captain Reed signaled a halt
Bring it in boys
huh, huh , huh(draw on reigns to stop horse).
We’ll wait here until the scout returns
Do you think it was a good idea to send Collens our guide on ahead?
It was Captain Reeds younger brother who asked the question.
The captain explained that Collens, who was not a Texas Ranger, was the only man who knew the country and who could scout ahead for information.
Then, while the Texas rangers waited for the guides return, the captain said to his younger brother:
“My wife and son are coming from the east.
If something happens to me and you survive… well I know you’ll take care of her and Danny
Right
I’m going to count on you to resign from the Rangers and work that silver mine we staked out.
See that my son and his mother get my share.
I promise
here comes Collens the scout.
(Collens) whoap hoa there ho, ho Sydney
(Captain Reed) Well What’s the word Collens?
Good news captin’ Reed It’s all clear.
I scouted the rim on both sides of the canyon and found no sign of the Cavendish outfit.
All right boys lets go
get up there.. get up
Collens the guide lagged behind unnoticed by the Texas Rangers who moved in single file along the floor of the rock strewn canyon.
They didn’t know that Collens had lied!
That Butch Cavendish and his killers were waiting in ambush on the rim on both sides of the gap.
Here come those Rangers boys just as Collens told us
yeah, yeah
Now we can’t get down on the floor of the canyon without going a long way back
and it’ll be dark in half an hour
so we’ll just keep pouring lead into `em from up here until we’re sure their dead
then we won’t be taken any chances.
NOW OPEN FIRE!
Gun shots
the rangers leaped from their saddles and sped out as they returned the fire from both sides of the canyon.
{gun shots}
soon 4 of the rangers were killed
Captain Dan Reed and his brother, wounded several times kept fighting side by side.
{gun shots}
Dhoo
Then the Captain fell mortally wounded.
And a moment later his younger brother.
Whoat ulp
the last of the rangers slumped to the ground
The outlaws waited and watched for any sign of life from the rangers.
Then rode away convinced that all 6 men in Brian’s Gap were dead.
sunset Came then darkness
{Indian Music}
That night an Indian examined the bodies by moon light.
After examining the first 5 men he muttered softly
hmm, them dead
Then he came to the 6th man, the younger brother of the captain
and this man alive
The Indian lifted the man tenderly in his strong arms and carried him to a nearby cave where he bathed and dressed the wounds.
Then he took a spade from one side of the cave and returned to the canyon where he worked steadily until the dead men had been buried
Returning to the cavern he sat watching through the remaining hours of the night.
Daybreak found the ranger stronger.
But by night fall the wounds had become infected.
{painful, restless light moaning}
The Indian called on all his knowledge to treat the wounded man
He went day and night with out rest
{Indian Dance}
It was the morning of the 4th day when the ranger opened his eyes
And for the first time the Indian saw them clear and calm.
Uh, you wake, me glad
Yes I…so weak.
You wounded bad
I..I remember and ambush
That right! Me find you in canyon
Carry you here to cave
It’s daylight
It mornin’
Then I must have been uncontious all night
It several days since fight in cannon
Several days?
Ughh
There’s something familiar about you
You, you remember?!
Many year ago, you only boy
you find Indian boy in trouble
you save life Indian boy
yes, your name is Tonto
That right
years ago you called me kemosobby
That right
and you still kemosobby
It mean faithful friend
Tonto, there were 6 of us in that canyon , the others, what about the other rangers?s
other ranger all dead
dead?
Ugh
one was my brother
You only ranger left
you LONE Ranger
{cup ear to hear the music off to the right}
the lone ranger
{cup ear to hear the music off to the left}
tonto those killers know me by sight
If they know one man escaped they’ll look for him
them not know one escape
Tonto bury 5 men, make 6 graves
crook think you die with others
good
Then my name shall be forever buried with my brother and my friends
from now on my face must be concealed…
a disguise perhaps or a mask
{face lights up with idea light bulb expression}
That’s it… a mask
I’m the only one who knows about the Cavendish gang
with you help tonto I’ll get every one of those crooks.
In the Rangers eyes there was a light that must have burned in the eyes of knights in armor
A light that through the ages lifted the souls of strong men
who fought for justice , for God
I’LL BE THE LONE RANGER
THE END